|Naruto: Sleeping Beauty (Drabble)
|i am wasting my times!, its fanfiction! duz!!!, lol buttsecks, naru-chyan!!! believe it!!, naruto yaios is teh roxxorz, smexin up teh sexxorz, there no point 2 tis zomg!, tis yaoi zomg!!111!!!!!!11!111!!11, zomg naruto fanfiction!!!, zomg! its sasuke-kuuun!!11 *dies*, zomg! sasuke-kun luvz naru-chyan!|
Title: Sleeping Beauty
Word Count: 195
Pairing: Princess Sasuke/Prince Naruto
This was not Prince Naruto’s day at all. First, he locked away in Orochimaru’s castle and saved by some chick with fucked up hair, a Spongebob Square Pants reject, and a psychopathic killer with split personality disorder. Then he had to kill Orochimaru who turned into a freaking fifty-foot snake! What the fuck, man?!
“I am getting to old for this,” Naruto said to himself has he walked closer to a four-poster bed. Naruto’s eyes widen as he pulled back the curtains. Lying upon a bed of pillows and rose petals was none other than Sasuke.
Naruto covered his mouth with one hand as giggles threatened to burst out, but the urge to laugh was too great. The blond boy doubled over in laugher. “Sasuke… in a dress… Sleeping Beauty! Hahahahaha!” Naruto said while pointing a finger at Sasuke who was sitting up.
“Shut up,” growled Sasuke. "
"But you’re in a dress!” Naruto pointed out.
“It’s a dress!”
“Well,” Sasuke started. “I bet you’ve never been fucked by a man in a dress have you?”
Suddenly, the laugher stopped and Naruto began to sweat.
Sasuke smirked. “That’s what I thought. Now bind over, bitch.”
I hate you AOL! Why did you go and upgrade my account without my permission?! And it's a beta as well! No amount of smile face loading screens can make it better! I want the old version back! ;_;
The Ugly DuckingFandom:
Romance/Drama/High School AURating:
NC-17 Chapter Rating:
Eventual Sasuke/Naruto and minor Kiba/InoWarning(s):
Mild violence, slash, sex, underage drinking, underage smoking, some OOCness BUT with reason, and poking fun of Sasuke’s name.Summary:
Seventeen-year-old Naruto Uzumaki is a quiet kid who barely leaves an impression on people. One day while being bullied, he meets an inconsiderate named Sasuke Uchiha. From that day onward, Sasuke insist on making Naruto’s life difficult. Unbeknownst to both boys, there is an attraction shared between the both of them. It’s too bad that their own demons keep getting in the way. A/N:
Not proof read. If anyone out there would like to be a personal proof reader for me, that would be uber awesome. They will receive my undying love and admiration.( Chapter I: The AssholeCollapse )
Bought a bag of Doritos X-13D and they're cheeseburger flavored. They're not that bad, but now I want a Whooper. D=
I always wanted to write a Naruto parody, and I'm going all out. Title:
R (at worst)Chapter Rating:
SasuSei, KakaSei, and SasuNaru
Incest, slash, and lots of canon rape.
Seiko Hyuuga-Uchiha is the love child of Akito Uchiha and Miako Hyuuga. She is from the Hidden Dragon Village
and is the third Mangekyou user. Join her on her misadventures through the world of Naruto as she infects canon with her Sue germs and rapes all characterization. Includes bitch!valleygirl!Sakura, uke!Naruto, ghostman!Kakashi, castrated!Sasuke and uberseme!Sasuke. Just how that works, I don't know! And it reads like bad!fic too.A/N:
Hello, this is the first fnafiction piece that I have post in years. This is a parody. It is not to be taken seriously at all. So much so that I don't even take it seriously. It is an all out parody of the Naruto fandom. It has just about every cliche in the book. If you are offended by anything in this story, I'm sorry, but the show must go on.( Prologue: Enter! Seiko Hyuuga-Uchiha!Collapse )
Just a little something I wrote after two days of no sleep.
Orochimaru cannot fall asleep and decides to entertain himself.
Notes: Not beat'd.
I want one of these. Site link.
I've been up for over an entire day. During this time I wrote a one thousand word out-line for a fantasy novel. I even added a few things to me world during this time. I watched to awesomely awesome 80's fantasy cartoons as well. One was The Black Cauldron and the other was The Secret of NIHM. I never really realized until now how much I miss Disney's classic cartoon style.
|What Be Your Nerd Type? |
Your Result: Anime Nerd
If anyone is likely to dress up in a crazy outfit, you are! You enjoy the visual stimulants of intense art accompanied with deep plots of fantasy, science-fiction, real-life; or you are just obsessed with Japan and everyone and everything in it. They love to gather with people like themselves at conventions and act crazy! The anime nerds are often associated with the stereotype of being the "psychotic" nerd, because they tend to be obsessive over their characters and series.
You psycho! I'm just kidding! But seriously, all forms of art should be appreciated, and anime is definitely one of them.
|What Be Your Nerd Type?|
Quizzes for MySpace
Lies it tells!