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The one who flys with fairies
Date: 2007-05-27 22:07
Subject: Naruto: Sleeping Beauty (Drabble)
Security: Public
Mood:chipperchipper
Tags:i am wasting my times!, its fanfiction! duz!!!, lol buttsecks, naru-chyan!!! believe it!!, naruto yaios is teh roxxorz, smexin up teh sexxorz, there no point 2 tis zomg!, tis yaoi zomg!!111!!!!!!11!111!!11, zomg naruto fanfiction!!!, zomg! its sasuke-kuuun!!11 *dies*, zomg! sasuke-kun luvz naru-chyan!
Title: Sleeping Beauty
Fandom: Naruto
Word Count: 195
Pairing: Princess Sasuke/Prince Naruto

This was not Prince Naruto’s day at all. First, he locked away in Orochimaru’s castle and saved by some chick with fucked up hair, a Spongebob Square Pants reject, and a psychopathic killer with split personality disorder. Then he had to kill Orochimaru who turned into a freaking fifty-foot snake! What the fuck, man?!

“I am getting to old for this,” Naruto said to himself has he walked closer to a four-poster bed. Naruto’s eyes widen as he pulled back the curtains. Lying upon a bed of pillows and rose petals was none other than Sasuke.

Naruto covered his mouth with one hand as giggles threatened to burst out, but the urge to laugh was too great. The blond boy doubled over in laugher. “Sasuke… in a dress… Sleeping Beauty! Hahahahaha!” Naruto said while pointing a finger at Sasuke who was sitting up.

“Shut up,” growled Sasuke. "

"But you’re in a dress!” Naruto pointed out.

“So?”

“It’s a dress!”

“Well,” Sasuke started. “I bet you’ve never been fucked by a man in a dress have you?”

Suddenly, the laugher stopped and Naruto began to sweat.

Sasuke smirked. “That’s what I thought. Now bind over, bitch.”
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The one who flys with fairies
Date: 2007-05-23 16:47
Subject: (no subject)
Security: Public
Mood:annoyedannoyed
Tags:admit u liek my tagz!!!!, i am wasting my times!, i am woman hear my raor!!!!!, there no point 2 tis zomg!
I hate you AOL! Why did you go and upgrade my account without my permission?! And it's a beta as well! No amount of smile face loading screens can make it better! I want the old version back! ;_;
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The one who flys with fairies
Date: 2007-05-20 17:29
Subject: Naruto: The Ugly Duckling chapter 1
Security: Public
Mood:anxiousanxious
Tags:its fanfiction! duz!!!, naru-chyan!!! believe it!!, naruto yaios is teh roxxorz, sakura haruno that bitch zomg!, tis yaoi zomg!!111!!!!!!11!111!!11, zomg naruto fanfiction!!!, zomg! its sasuke-kuuun!!11 *dies*, zomg! sasuke-kun luvz naru-chyan!
Title: The Ugly Ducking
Fandom: Naruto
Genre: Romance/Drama/High School AU
Rating: NC-17
Chapter Rating: PG-13
Length: 3,425
Pairing(s): Eventual Sasuke/Naruto and minor Kiba/Ino
Warning(s): Mild violence, slash, sex, underage drinking, underage smoking, some OOCness BUT with reason, and poking fun of Sasuke’s name.
Summary:
Seventeen-year-old Naruto Uzumaki is a quiet kid who barely leaves an impression on people. One day while being bullied, he meets an inconsiderate named Sasuke Uchiha. From that day onward, Sasuke insist on making Naruto’s life difficult. Unbeknownst to both boys, there is an attraction shared between the both of them. It’s too bad that their own demons keep getting in the way.
A/N: Not proof read. If anyone out there would like to be a personal proof reader for me, that would be uber awesome. They will receive my undying love and admiration.

Chapter I: The AssholeCollapse )
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The one who flys with fairies
Date: 2007-05-16 00:11
Subject: (no subject)
Security: Public
Mood:hungryhungry
Tags:there no point 2 tis zomg!
Bought a bag of Doritos X-13D and they're cheeseburger flavored. They're not that bad, but now I want a Whooper. D=
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The one who flys with fairies
Date: 2007-05-13 22:28
Subject: Naruto: Seiko Hyuuga-Uchiha: A May Sue Parody
Security: Public
Mood:nervousnervous
Tags:its fanfiction! duz!!!, kakashi hatake is a perv! x3, naru-chyan!!! believe it!!, sakura haruno that bitch zomg!, seiko uchiha, tis yaoi zomg!!111!!!!!!11!111!!11, zomg naruto fanfiction!!!, zomg! its sasuke-kuuun!!11 *dies*, zomg!!! its teh mary suez!
I always wanted to write a Naruto parody, and I'm going all out.

Title: Seiko Hyuuga-Uchiha
Fandom:
Naruto
Genre:
Parody
Rating:
R (at worst)
Chapter Rating: PG
Length: 916
Pairing(s):
SasuSei, KakaSei, and SasuNaru
Warning(s):
Incest, slash, and lots of canon rape.
Summary:

Seiko Hyuuga-Uchiha is the love child of Akito Uchiha and Miako Hyuuga. She is from the Hidden Dragon Village and is the third Mangekyou user. Join her on her misadventures through the world of Naruto as she infects canon with her Sue germs and rapes all characterization. Includes bitch!valleygirl!Sakura, uke!Naruto, ghostman!Kakashi, castrated!Sasuke and uberseme!Sasuke. Just how that works, I don't know! And it reads like bad!fic too.
A/N:
Hello, this is the first fnafiction piece that I have post in years. This is a parody. It is not to be taken seriously at all. So much so that I don't even take it seriously. It is an all out parody of the Naruto fandom. It has just about every cliche in the book. If you are offended by anything in this story, I'm sorry, but the show must go on.

Prologue: Enter! Seiko Hyuuga-Uchiha!Collapse )
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The one who flys with fairies
Date: 2007-05-04 06:51
Subject: Naruto: Misguided
Security: Public
Mood:flirtyflirty
Tags:its fanfiction! duz!!!, naruto yaios is teh roxxorz, smexin up teh sexxorz, there no point 2 tis zomg!, tis yaoi zomg!!111!!!!!!11!111!!11, zomg crack pairings!!! yuk!!!!, zomg naruto fanfiction!!!

Just a little something I wrote after two days of no sleep.

Title: Misguided
Fandom: Naruto
Author: me2ujus4free 
Genre:
Smut
Rating: NC-17
Length: 1,038
Pairing(s): Orochimaru/Jiraiya
Warning(s): Non-con
Summary:
Orochimaru cannot fall asleep and decides to entertain himself.
Notes: Not beat'd.

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The one who flys with fairies
Date: 2007-05-03 05:17
Subject: Holly Jebus!
Security: Public
Mood:pleasedpleased
Tags:there no point 2 tis zomg!
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I want one of these.

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The one who flys with fairies
Date: 2007-04-30 03:26
Subject: Good god...
Security: Public
Mood:nostalgicnostalgic
Tags:there no point 2 tis zomg!
I've been up for over an entire day. During this time I wrote a one thousand word out-line for a fantasy novel. I even added a few things to me world during this time. I watched to awesomely awesome 80's fantasy cartoons as well. One was The Black Cauldron and the other was The Secret of NIHM. I never really realized until now how much I miss Disney's classic cartoon style.
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The one who flys with fairies
Date: 2007-04-28 15:24
Subject: (no subject)
Security: Public
Mood:bitchybitchy
What Be Your Nerd Type?
Your Result: Anime Nerd
 

If anyone is likely to dress up in a crazy outfit, you are! You enjoy the visual stimulants of intense art accompanied with deep plots of fantasy, science-fiction, real-life; or you are just obsessed with Japan and everyone and everything in it. They love to gather with people like themselves at conventions and act crazy! The anime nerds are often associated with the stereotype of being the "psychotic" nerd, because they tend to be obsessive over their characters and series.

You psycho! I'm just kidding! But seriously, all forms of art should be appreciated, and anime is definitely one of them.

Literature Nerd
 
Science/Math Nerd
 
Social Nerd
 
Gamer/Computer Nerd
 
Artistic Nerd
 
Musician
 
Drama Nerd
 
What Be Your Nerd Type?
Quizzes for MySpace


Lies it tells!
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